So I’m waching this new TV show Showtime called DEXTER (no I don’t have Showtime cable but that’s a whole other story…), about a serial killer who only kills other serail killers, with the wife who is very enthusiastic about the show because by day Dexter is a crime-scene blood-spatter analyst and the wife’s Forensics students love this stuff, and after Dexter kills like the second serial killer in one hour just in Miami, I have to wonder out loud, exactly how many serial killers are there supposed to be out there? I mean with your CSI this and your CSI that and Criminal Intents and your Hannibals and the new Zodiac movie… I mean, come on! According to this Wikipedia article, there are only 35 serial killers in the United States at any one time. And now I guess there’s 32! And why are people so interested in this stuff? Are they trying to tell me that everyone secretly wants to be a serial killer and just hack people up leave cryptic messages for the cops? Don’t people have better things to do wth their time than watch this stuff? This is the first show of it’s kind I’ve seen and I’m already tired of it!

Aren’t there any shows about PTA Presidents putting on Halloween parties and the stress they go through? Or how about more shows like last week’s LOST, where Kate takes a nice long shower? I tell ya, this world is going to heck in a handbasket. Now, if you don’t mind, I have to get back to something more palatable…like that show about the Mormon with three wives…

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