Let’s get something straight off the bat:  I’m a guy.  I like boobs as much as any other guy.  Maybe more than any other guy.  But I gotta come out and say something –What is it with clothing trends these days?  Specifically, what’s with the baby doll tops all women, young and old, grandmas and babysitters, are being forced to wear?  You know the deal –it’s got this big, scooped-out top, and this kind of elastic band under the breastal area, and then this kind of frilly thing underneath.  What is with that?  Because a) it practically forces a lady  to put her chestal area on complete, unfettered display, usually in a combo with some Victorian push-up thing, until your boobs, if you’re blessed that way, are forced out so far and so up that you practically need a tray underneath to hold them.  And then the bottom part, unless you are Kate Moss model-thin, kind of sticks out and makes you look pregnant, or worse.  I mean, who came up with this thing?  Russ Meyer?  I mean, and I repeat here, I am a guy, and from a guy point of view…well, we won’t go into that.  But from a Dad point of view, from a “women are equal partners in society” good liberal point of view, this is, well… not right!  Is there any lingerie left for the bedroom anymore?

What really worries me is, what’s next for us guys?  Man sheaths?  Am I supposed unzip my junk wrap my junk in a gaily colored silk sock? What is happening here?  Hello?  Hello?  Is this thing on? **BRRZRRPP**

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