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10 Things I Tell My Children Every Day

08.11.08 | Comment?

  1. Daddy loves you.
  2. Could you please lower your voice?  You’re being kind of loud.
  3. You are so smart, you can be anything you want to be.
  4. I asked you before–lower your voice!
  5. Great job!
  6. I don’t care if your brother hit you, that is no excuse to hit him back.
  7. Zip your lips.  Zip it.  Zip!  It!
  8. That’s it.  No TV.  No Computer.  No Anything.  Go to your room–now!  I mean it–GO!  Yes, I am talking to you, and I want you in your room this instant. Not the stairs.  Not the bathroom.  Your room.  IN Your room.  Not near your room-IN IT!  NOW!!  If you value your life, you’ll go NOOOOOWWWW!!
  9. As God is my witness, if you don’t lower yor voice, you will not live to see another day.
  10. Good night Sweetie.  Daddy loves you.

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