Jive Turkey

December 17th, 2009 by Izumino
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We went bowling yesterday. I bowled two strikes. When I went up for my next frame, my teammate said “Get the shot–we need this turkey!” And I thought “I did not know there was a turkey for a prize.” And I messed up and got a spare. When I went home I told Maddy I had bowled two strikes, and she said “Did you get a turkey?”
I wheeled around and said WTF? Turns out, as most everyone in the world including my 11 year old daughter seems to know but me, that a turkey is 3 strikes. Which is disappointing, because I was looking forward to that turkey.

Sometimes Even I Am Speechless

May 6th, 2008 by Izumino

Oh my

More stuff right…here.  Original page here.

Gay

October 31st, 2007 by Izumino

Rippling pecs!

Speaking as a happily married middle-aged father of two who still remembers being beat up and called “faggot” in High School, I have to say that I’ve started to notice a weird trend going on these days.  When I go through my adult life interacting with a lot of adult guys who remind me of those same macho type guys who called me names way back when, they all seem really into a) that movie “The 300″ (Sarah Silverman: “You know how they named the movie?  They asked people how gay it was on a scale of 1 to 10″), b) that last James Bond movie where JB is trapped naked to a chair and has his testicles repeatedly whipped, and c) sports, of course–hours and hours of sports–who does what, what their record is, how one guy just isn’t trying, etc., etc.  Now me, I gotta admit — I still like pictures of movie starlets in bikinis showing off their boobies.  So I ask you, almost 30 years after high school–who, exactly, is “gay”?

Cows

May 3rd, 2007 by Izumino

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4. Why Do Hindus worship the cow?

Hindus don’t worship cows. We respect, honor and adore the cow. By honoring this gentle animal, who gives more than she takes, we honor all creatures.

From the Hinduism FAQ.

Money Talks

March 29th, 2007 by Izumino

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So I was talking to my daughter on the drive to school, educating her on the finer points of life for an eight year old. A quarter, I told her, is two bits. A fin, I said, is five bucks. And a sawbuck is.. Well, what is a sawbuck? I honestly couldn’t remember. So as I soon as I got in the office, I looked it up. Here’s the answer:

If you’ve never heard the term “sawbuck,” it’s probably simply due to the inexorable march of time, since the term was once widely known in the US. In the literal sense, a “sawbuck” is the contraption better known as a “sawhorse” — a brace or frame, originally in an “X” shape with crossed legs, used to hold long pieces of wood while they are being sawed. The word “sawbuck” derives from the Dutch name for the frame, “zaag-bok,” and first appeared in English in the 19th century.

Also back in the 19th century, US paper currency was marked with Roman numerals denoting its value — “C” for one hundred dollars, “V” for five dollars, etc. The Roman numeral for ten was, of course, “X,” which to many people brought to mind the sawbuck, so a “sawbuck” became slang for a ten-dollar bill. Apparently several other denominations also spawned slang terms, but “C-note” for a one-hundred dollar bill is the only one still in common use.

Incidentally, while “buck” as slang for “one dollar” is often traced to the use of buckskins (deer pelts) as a medium of exchange in early America, that theory has never been verified and “buck” in the “dollar” sense has not been found before the mid-19th century. One wonders whether “buck” might not have been derived from “sawbuck” by the logic of “A sawbuck is ten dollars, so one dollar must be just ‘a buck’.” Hey, it’s not impossible.

However, the “buck” in Harry Truman’s famous motto “The buck stops here” (meaning “I accept the responsibility”) has nothing to do with money. In 19th century poker games, the dealer of the current hand was designated by an object called a “buck” (supposedly originally a knife with a buckhorn handle) placed on the table. When the next player’s turn to deal came, the “buck” was “passed,” a phrase which came to mean “transfer (or evade) responsibility” by the early 20th century.

Source: Word Detective

Next up: Moolah, lettuce, wampum, and simoleons.

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